💋Pearls & Profanity

Welcome to the Pearls & Profanity Collection by Colours of Hazel Apparel Co., where vintage housewife charm meets modern-day attitude, cheeky humour, and a healthy dose of profanity!

Inspired by the glamorous aesthetics of the 1950s, this collection puts a rebellious twist on the picture-perfect housewife. Think perfectly curled hair, polished pearls, fabulous dresses, and a cocktail in hand — paired with sharp wit, sarcastic sayings, and absolutely zero interest in being told to behave.

Featuring retro-inspired illustrations, vintage advertising aesthetics, bold typography, and hilariously inappropriate humour, Pearls & Profanity celebrates women who aren't afraid to speak their minds, break a few expectations, and laugh at life's everyday chaos.

Whether you're running the household, surviving another Monday, pouring yourself a well-deserved cocktail, or simply embracing your inner domestic disaster, this collection is made for those who appreciate a little sass with their style.

Perfect for sarcastic souls, retro enthusiasts, strong-willed women, cocktail lovers, and anyone who believes being ladylike is entirely optional.